this is just to say
this morning roan woke me up at 5:30 demanding "red popcicles," so i took the opportunity to go for a run along the shore, the sun chasing me listlessly across the tranquil sound. there was a perfectly lovely adolescent deer around the northern tip of my side of the island, and we had a lively debate about whether it's worth it to recycle as a symbol of our willingness to change our wasteful habits, even though it takes more energy to recycle than to create new garbage, etc. the deer was all about "energy consumption," but i maintain it's more important to fucking change our behavior. i warned the deer that if the food distribution network is ever disrupted, for any length of time, then i will find it and kill it and feed it to my children. the deer thought that was funny.
Not unless you buy a gun.
Posted by:flatulator | May 12, 2008 at 05:43 PM
i'm still in this
Posted by:lightner's leaf blower | May 12, 2008 at 09:20 PM
Did Roan get his red popsicles? I have some orange dreamsicles in the freezer right now... don't think they'd make the trip though.
Posted by:jpaflas | May 13, 2008 at 11:39 AM
squirrels is easier targets. (so's is the neighbors.)
Posted by:elf in the basement | May 13, 2008 at 01:19 PM
the only good deer poontang is dead deer poontang.
Posted by:spackler. | May 13, 2008 at 01:52 PM
the only good deer poontang is dead deer poontang.
Posted by:spackler. | May 13, 2008 at 01:56 PM
Listen. no squirrels - no rabbits - no marmots. they devalue the company. seriously.
Posted by:bottom line | May 13, 2008 at 02:13 PM
you told me "off the record". thanks, asshole.
Posted by:Deer K. McDeerson | May 14, 2008 at 11:28 AM